The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.2 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Order economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,497 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in D'Hara, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 281,291^st in the world and 323^rd in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 6.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.